Fun Facts

Cats are the best and that’s a fact. If you don’t like it then TOUGH.

I am the shortest person in my family, 5’2″ tall.

When in doubt, GLITTER. Gold is also the superior metal.

Disco is the influence behind most modern music, from hip hop to house, EDM, R&B, and pop, and that’s why it’s my favorite genre.

Jewel tones are the most universal flattering palette, hands down.

I marched in the Longhorn Band at The University of Texas at Austin. I played piccolo/flute. I have photodocumentation.

I am obsessed with dark crime thrillers in forms of books, TV shows, movies, podcasts, etc. and wanted to be a criminologist when I was in high school.

My all time favorite TV show will always be Seinfeld. You are either a FRIENDS person or a Seinfeld person, and I welcome you with open arms if you are also a fan of well-written neurotic comedy (Sunny in Philly anyone?!). If you are into FRIENDS, you probably also like The Big Bang Theory or 2 Broke Girls, and I don’t need that sort of superficial garbage in my life.

I moved to San Francisco almost a decade ago to work for Wicked The Musical.

Tuxedo cats will always hold my heart, but ALL cats were created equal ❤

For any questions or inquiries, please contact me at emcoalson at gmail dot com.